Some Good Excuses?

I was amused reading the latest briefing note from the TV Licensing Authority to see what the latest excuses were for not having a TV licence.

“I’ve got no TV licence because when I called TV Licensing they refused to barter with me. Everything should be up for negotiation”.

“My house was invaded by a squirrel which wee-ed on my TV so now it doesn’t work properly”.

“I don’t watch the television, I just use it as a light in the dark”.

Wish we got excuses like that in court, it would certainly brighten my day!